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Анекдоты
 
- Как зовут твою собаку?
- Не знаю, она не хочет говорить!
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- Возьмите себя в руки!
- Не могу, я брезгливый.
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Анекдот про Сон
- Как Вы спите?
- Плохо. Вечером засыпаю рано, утром просыпаюсь поздно, зато после обеда часами ворочаюсь - не могу заснуть.
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Анекдот про Кризис
Главный герой 2008 года - Финансовый Кризис:
- Здравствуйте, дорогие. 10 лет не виделись.
Соскучились, расслабились?
250 рублей за чашку кофе платить стали?
Жигули не машина?
Чайный пакетик по одному разу завариваем?
Я как узнал - сразу пришел!
 
Анекдот про СМС
Один человек отсылает своему другу смс:
- Что трубку не берёшь?
Ему в ответном смс приходит:
- Я телефон дома забыл.
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